Moffat: You should flirt with Clara
Capaldi: NO WAIT I have a better idea... Dinosaur.
Moffat: Wait wha-
Capaldi: The doctor should flirt-
Moffat: I don't-
Capaldi: WITH A DINOSAUR.
Capaldi: *whispers* dinosauuur.
So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I
This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
Me: then why do they give us homework?
Whole class: .....
Miley Cyrus: ....
Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.